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The strange words you see in the title above were the words or rather long string of words that escaped my lips and they were without doubt the longest string of profanity that I have uttered in a very long time... I was helping my ex-wife move some stuff in her storage closet and I was in my bare feet. I started to move the shelf that had some paint cans on the top shelf and one full can fell - landing on the edge directly across my toes on my right foot. I screamed! I cursed! Tears ran down my cheeks and I hopped around like as friggin' madman... I will have to go to emerg later for xrays and "TREATMENT" as two of the toes are sticking out in ways they did not before and at such strange angles that I am afraid I will be unable to put socks on or shoes because the toes are in the way. I suppose I should see if they will bend back in a better position so I can wear the proper footwear .
15 minutes later.... Ok..... That hurt almost as much. Bending the first toe back into position resulted in not only mind numbing pain but a crackling sound that I really did not care for at all and will likely haunt my dreams and/or nightmares for the rest of my life... The other toe was easier but likely because I was still in shock from toe #1. Made a similar sound tho... eeeeugggch! My plan today was that I was going to write about this strange beast they found in Maine and are shipping to Toronto for DNA analysis and other testing. I was also going to write about something else but the pain this am totally wiped any ideas I may have had right out of my front/centre cortex...
So with out further ado. I give you the topics of the day..

1. George Bush and Mahmoud Fall in Love: this is a charming and very very short flash cartoon and is part of an anti-war campaign staged by a group of animators and illustrators in Israel. I loved it and I think you will too!

2. HOW TO - Freeze a snail and bring it back to life : This is strange and quite bizarre but it works! Check out the podcast and see for yourself. I was told bymy son it works as well with some other kind of small animal and a 9Volt battery... ASPCA look out...

3. Great Internet Radio: Its called Heavy Radio and its the "mutherf*ckin'' coolest intoxicatin' internet raideo ever!